I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.