He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.