President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.