I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.