Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.