It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.