Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.