Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.