The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.