Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.