Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.