Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.