You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.