Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.