Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?