Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.