Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.