If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.