If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.