I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.
I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.