A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.