Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.