I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation