I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.