Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.