I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.