And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
Bob HopeYou could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
Bob HopeThe firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
Bob HopeMy old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
Bob Hope