Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.