The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.