The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.