I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.