As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies