The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.