If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.