Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "