You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

Please don't stand up on my account.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.