You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.