And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.