And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.