And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.