The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

I can still chase women, only downhill

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.