The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!