The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.