The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.