I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.