I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.