I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.