I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

Please don't stand up on my account.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!