My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.