I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England