I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.