I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

Please don't stand up on my account.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.