We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.