Television. That's where movies go when they die.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.