Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.