My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.