All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.