If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.