A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!