A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.