A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.