A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?