I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.