Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!