Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.