Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.