At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.