At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!