A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
Bob HopeThe stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
Bob HopeGolf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
Bob Hope