At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.