At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.