Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.