Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.