Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.