I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.