The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.