The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

I can still chase women, only downhill