Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.