The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?