Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I can still chase women, only downhill