The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.