The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.