I can still chase women, only downhill

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.