Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.