I can still chase women, only downhill

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.