Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.