Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.