If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?