He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.