No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.