Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.