I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.