I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.