I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.