It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
When you get over 95, every day is your day.