The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.