Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.