Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.