I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.