Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.