You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.