Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation