Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.