It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.