A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.