It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.