Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.