I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.