I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.