Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.