In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.