In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.