Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!