I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

Please don't stand up on my account.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.