I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.