Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.