I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.