A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.