Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.