Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.