After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.