After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.