After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.