One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.
Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
I don't have a stack of scripts...
I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.