I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.

In today's world, you would call my father mostly unaccessible. I'm not sure that isn't true of most fathers at that time. He went through the Depression. I don't know what that would have done to my psyche.

I don't have a stack of scripts...