All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.