I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
Bob NewhartThe only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I have the discipline necessary to do a Broadway play. I know it holds a fascination for certain actors.
Bob NewhartLaughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob Newhart