I'm very open to the up-and-comers.

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.

I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.