Don't be silly and don't waste your time.

As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.