I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I feel more comfortable in comedy.

Every new routine I have ever written and performed probably occurred extemporaneously. Then after you have fleshed it out and tried it out in front of a number of audiences and it works, you put it down on paper.

Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.