It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.