Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

Funny is funny is funny.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.