I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

I'm very open to the up-and-comers.