Don't be silly and don't waste your time.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.
Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.